Of girls to boys

It's time to reveal the secrets and female. Girls about boys read here.

On the physiology.

- Chest of girls come in two sizes: large and ' but not sagging after childbirth '.
- Girls are sincerely convinced that hair and nails grow on the body solely in order that they could paint and trim.
- Vision: Girls only see what they want to see.
- Between a girls communicate telepathically, nothing else to explain that she can look at you and nothing more than an hour ' Well, you know what I want ' is not to say you can not.

friendship.

- Women's friendship does not exist, there are those who are willing to play along in exchange for the same service.
- The best friend - always the worst.
- Girls are contrary to the standard theories on partitioning of large groups into smaller teams can complete any number of. All the same, each will speak about his.
- Bitch and bitch - it's not insulting, and secret military ranks.

About sex.


- If a boy is sleeping with a boy - he's gay, if a girl with a girl - she is bisexual.
- The most powerful erogenous zone of the girls are in the ear and on the third phalanx of the ring finger right hand. If you whisper in the first and second object of the gold rub - you 'll be surprised at the effect produced.

On the boys.

- When the girls are young, they think that boys are stupid. When they grow up, they were finally convinced that it is not wrong.
- In terms of the kids are girls, boys and Papic.
- Girls are sure that all of these goats just want sex and. Boys know about it and usually try not to disappoint.

about toys.

- Toys for girls there, but there are things. One hundred and fifty pairs of panties or fifteen pairs of shoes - each girl their tricks.
- Stuff should be a lot. They should not be much. They must be so many that even the most envious friend saw them and said, ' Wow! .
- Things should all show. Not shown little thing has no value. But you can not touch the stuff, just look.
- Things have no value, their purchase is limited to the amount in your wallet or card. Therefore, a reasonable lady with a lot of money are not.

of clothing.

- For men, it will probably be a shock, but the thong and high heels are because it's convenient, but not for you.
- The most important criterion when choosing any piece of clothing - ' under color '. If you meet a man who matches the color of the portfolio and shoes, and it will not be black or brown color, then in front of you, or gay, gay, or latent, or his wife wears.
- The most mysterious acquisition - is to buy a dress the color of the eyes and to wear it, complete with sunglasses.
- Fashionable - is synonymous with the word ' single instance '.

About the area.

- The girl from his childhood all his instinctive aiming. It is irresistible.
- A man is labeled with a jumper as a gift. At worst, you can mark a tie or scarf.
- The area is labeled with the placement of things in the ' correct ' order. If you came home and did not find - you know, your territory marked the kind of girl.
- Kitchen is labeled in the first place. If the house has a kitchen and a woman, then you can not even find the sausage in the fridge. And over time, the admission to the kitchen will be allowed only during certain hours.

About the work.

- Work - a place where you can find a boy.
- Work - a place where there is always something to break and to look for the boy, so it is repaired.
- Work - a place where for the fact that you're beautiful nails, you can read off.
- Employment - is the only place where unbuttoned two buttons on the blouse does not entitle a man to do indecent proposal. And so it gets!.
- Employment - is when the end of the month suddenly appear on the means of paint and a new shirt.
- Employment - is the only place where you can appear in decent society every day in a different.

The nature of the.

- When a girl asks for something to please her, to do exactly the opposite. Then you are a brutal macho. If you did as told, the henpecked and that friendship with you to drive.
- To the girl did something, it is necessary to show her how to do it, and then deny it to do under any circumstances.
- If a girl to take out and throw on a deserted island, it is the first day catch a monkey for her to cook, clean, and the evening lecture as it is hard to do.

About the money.

- Money - this is such a thing on which you can buy a little thing. After that money runs out.
- Money is needed to prove these stupid men, not all can be bought for sex.

about cars.

- Girls are sure that among them are bad drivers do not. But among men there are those who ' climb ' and ' buzzing '.
- If the car made ​​specifically for women, it would wind up with the third transfer, did not require an oil change and she said that it broke.
- All the girls know how to talk, sitting behind the wheel, the drivers of other cars. And those of their hearing.

On the women's arms.

- In addition to the rates for girls there are a few natural weapons.
- The most powerful - soulful sincere gaze with eyes wide open. It is used often enough. Protection is not available.
- Inflated quivering lips and moist eyes. It is used in exceptional cases, after the age is not so decent beat on the floor with his hands and feet.
- ' I'll go to my mother '. Used when the mother-in-law is not on your side.

summary.

- To live without boring and uninteresting girls.